Hanukkah Zombie's having a luau at the B'nai B'rith! You coming?

Been a week since the last entry it seems. You might think is because it's been way too busy and interesting to spend time writing for a blog that no-one reads. Since that is blatently and hilariously not true I might as well run through the highlights from the last week.

- I saw them taking the Christmas decorations out of storage in the mall yesterday. Sadly I didn't have any matches or lighter fluid so the towering inferno of cheap plastic and distracting tinsel will have to wait. And at the start of October? Really?

- Some people still think I'm Australian. I wouldn't mind but when they are actually English or Australian that kind of makes me wonder what the hell people sound like where they come from. I don't remember leaving the Wetherspoons in Ipswich and thinking the bloke that served me was from Adelaide (the city where Neighbours characters go to die).

- Someone described the photo on their ID as 'my face if I was just about to stab you'. I like it, I might steal that. Especially since my Driving Licence photo looks like something from Crimetime.

- Wendy's desserts are not quite as good as a McFlurry. Just a warning. Also that's the restaurant chain called Wendy's, not an actual Wendy. Unless the person that served me was called Wendy. I doubt it though, he didn't look like one.

- I have a feeling my new trainers make me look like a chav. How did this happen? They should put warning labels on these things.

So that's it. A few drinks here and there, a few brownies, a few meals at The Templeton. My friends still insisting they meet my parents when they visit next week. I told the parental units about this and my dad said "You know why, it's because he's told them all these stupid stories about us and they want to meet these weird people". And I said "Yes".

Now I'm really going to try and get up early on Saturday so I can go to North Van and get some photos from Lion's Gate bridge. Plus I've had a tip off about a PS1 Street Fighter controller in a thrift store over there so there's some motivation. No wait, that last sentence made me feel sad.