New Year's Resolutions

Actually I don't make New Year's resolutions. I mean who's thinking about them in June, let alone October or November? I also don't like to plan ahead, it makes life more exciting. Like relocating 5000 miles away for instance. But if I did make resolutions at this time of year, these are probably what they would be:

- Get a tattoo. Likely to be "I'm not Australian" on some prominent part of my body.

- Do some more travelling. I'd like to point out that travelling does include visits to Disney World and/or Disneyland.

- Buy fewer games. No point even trying with that one.

- Find a way of expressing myself that doesn't involve bullet points.

- Do more snowboarding. Woah, spilling over into things that might be actual resolutions here. Let's get back on track.

- Stop using internet speak, even in jest. It'll be hard, but I think it's possible. I'm fairly certain I didn't get an A-Level in English Literature so I could respond to an unfunny joke by saying 'lulz' out loud.

- Not buy a Batman suit. I think I've grown out of that one to be honest, no pun intended. Bit like a tiger that suit, it looks good but you wouldn't want to own one.

I like how I've labelled these as not actual resolutions, so any failure to comply is not really a failure, since they're not real. Like it matters either way.

I also had confirmation today that the guest blog entry (remember that?) is never going to be written. I can hardly say I'm surprised, apparently she "just wanted to win". But at what cost, Rosie? At what cost?