Ode to the Samsung M230

Would you like a phone that will infuriate you on a daily basis? Do you want to find new and exciting ways for a portable phone to amaze and depress you? Would you like a phone that makes even the most basic functions extremely difficult and time consuming?

If the answer is yes, the Samsung M230 is for you!

Experience a wide range of completely useless functions including:

- Changing the colour of the number you dial
- A countdown timer that is really a text field
- Deleting entire text messages because you pressed 'Back' too many times and the phone was frozen at the time
- Bluetooth to other phones (please note the Samsung M230 has no idea what anything on any other Bluetooth device is. But you can pair them!)

Want to use the same ringtones as your text alert? No problem! In fact, you have no choice! Please note you must listen to the entire 30 second ringtone since there are no options for beeps.

See! As other features you thought you wanted are now severely lacking, including but not limited to:

- Having predictive text that works (including showing words you think are available but are actually not!)
- Being able to change the background to anything other than the 6 images supplied
- Having the phone still ring even when you've answered it

Act now and we will throw in the worthless predictive text dictionary which does NOT include words such as tall, sure, little and kitchen!

This is a limited time offer and will expire when these phones are shipped to developing countries in aid packages. Dial 1-800-M230-SUCKS today!