Slurms Mackenzie is spinning in his grave

So it's been a pretty stale few days, just going through the same work-sleep cycle that everyone else goes through. So the sparse highlights include:

- A friend of my boss having to go to hospital because a raccoon bit their head. The day before they were supposed to start their new job

- A guy trying to return a game for a refund. From 5 years ago. He even had the receipt

- Rosie eating all of her flatmate's food. Including the icing sugar, on it's own

- Seeing a kick ass Batman costume on eBay. Custom fitted to you and the guy only makes 10 per year since they're so difficult to make. Now all I need is $3000

Since we are all so skint Greg, myself and the girls and heading out for an evening walk tomorrow. Which sounds sad and to be honest it kind of is but the scenery is such that pretty much any walk around Vancouver is picturesque. Plus it means there's the opportunity to buy a large McFlurry (yep, two sizes over here. Imagine eating one out of small drink cup and you're nearly there) with enough sugar to bake 16 wedding cakes. I'm fairly sure one of the ingredients listed is 'diabetes'.

Also what's with you chumps voting yes in the poll?! Picture the scene - you find a can of Slurm, which you've never seen before, and buy it even though it cost you 2 quid. Bearing in mind Futurama is your favourite show ever, you plan to not only savour the drink but keep the can since you probably won't find another one. Meanwhile you travel to Canada (bearing in mind the expiration date is AFTER you return) and without naming names, a male relative decides to drink it. And throw away the can.

That's not cool man. Not cool.