As if I was ever going to go as a Moomin

Fat chance. Luckily sense has prevailed. All I need now is to work out how to get a Geek Pie haircut and a couple of Bluetooth headsets. Of course pictoral evidence will be provided when the time comes, assuming I even remember it's Halloween.

I'm sure I started writing this with some intent but right now I'm fairly certain it's just out of pure boredom. So let's skip to the highlights:

- Myself and Greg deciding the characters from McDonaldland are a bizarre group. One is just a burger with arms (Mayor McCheese) and in the words of Greg, Grimace (the purple one) is "like something from a post-apocalyptic Sesame Street"

- The cinema on Granville is showing Tim Burton's Batman on Friday, $10 which includes popcorn and a drink. I don't care what you think, THAT'S exciting

- PS3s look like arse when you play them through a composite lead

- Every week it gets harder to think of something to do for the poll. So this week I've given up. It's up to you