GI Joe guy came back

For those that don't know a guy came in the shop a couple of times recently and started telling us about weapons that mankind have never seen, quoting GI Joe. Well he came back on Sunday (realised he only comes in Sundays, maybe it's his religion) and had some new material. I can't remember exactly what it was but it something about eyes and ears being everywhere and the advent of technology. And then as he went to leave he turned back and said "Thank God for strip clubs". I think I like this guy.

I actually managed to see The Final Destination and it was everything I thought it would be. Not as good as the first three, obviously they've got progressively worse but then sequels always do. But where else can you see someone taken out by a Nascar tyre in 3D? Nowhere, that's where. So in summary don't go unless you like crap films.

Spoke to my sisters last week and where Vickie was frantically trying to find a holiday to book for the next day. Fair enough but I had to remind her I was calling from Vancouver and didn't fancy listening to the tap of a keyboard and her reading out that a week in Disneyland Paris would cost 3 grand. And I don't mind naming and shaming since I was let down with promises of a United shirt signed by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Shirt = not delivered.

Nothing much else to report other than the fact you're probably only reading this because Gmail is down. Seems when that happens the whole internet shuts down, in fact I'm off to Wendy's to get some of their hot wings.